Dec. 22, 2022, 9:02 p.m.

“If You’re Bad, Santa Will Put Krill In Your Stocking”

Honestly, this seems like a much better deterrent than coal

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I am very nearly certain she learned this from Octonauts, but it is also possible that she really believes this horrible and yet hypothetically effective myth. Better not pout—I’m telling you why.

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