“If You Play One Game of Hide + Seek and One Game of Cook Me, I Promise To Like You for Two Whole Days”

Reader, I decided I would be liked for two days, and I ended up having both to find Kina in one of her many nooks, and also to pretend to use Kina as ingredients for “chili lasagna”. It all took about half an hour, and I would like to point out that she already didn’t like me by this afternoon, when I told her I wouldn’t listen to one particular twee decade-old ballad in the car multiple times.

This has been hopefully the best news you hear about children today. I really hope the other news about children gets better.

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