Careful readers will note that no sleep occurs at this proposed sleepover, and there is a “secret part”; I suspect there will be a sleepover edition sometime this year. We’re ready for it (the edition, not the sleepover). Also, this is my fourth consecutive birthday writing this paper (my first birthday edition, from 2020, led with “Mystery at Chef Panda’s New Bakery; Chocolate Croissants Lack Chocolate”).

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