She insists that the shiny coating on her ceramic cat is called “a white glue that turns clear”, and she insists so vehemently that I am questioning if this is even actually clay or some weird new, 21st-Century clay-adjacent material that got invented sometime in the four decades after that time I made my grandmother a Star Wars-themed landspeeder ashtray.
The glaze on that one, dear reader, was beige.
dad
p.s. I KID YOU NOT the subscriptions are rolling in. Rolling in!!! We are up to fifteen dollars here at the halfway point of the month. Together, we might not quite cover the EIGHT HUNDRED MILLION DOLLAR budget cuts to the NYC public school system that Mayor Adams has advanced, but we can certainly buy some goddamned copier paper. Real talk, we will buy copier paper.
Mash thou the “premium subscription” button below. We thank thee.