Emerging Ceramicist Unveils New Feline Diorama at School Art Show

She insists that the shiny coating on her ceramic cat is called “a white glue that turns clear”, and she insists so vehemently that I am questioning if this is even actually clay or some weird new, 21st-Century clay-adjacent material that got invented sometime in the four decades after that time I made my grandmother a Star Wars-themed landspeeder ashtray.

The glaze on that one, dear reader, was beige.

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