Child Has “Washed the Bottom of [Her] Feet but Not [Her] Toes Yet”

Over the last four years of writing this newspaper, I have enjoyed every little opportunity I can get to use copywriting tricks like [square brackets] that clarify quotes. It just scratches that itch I always had from when I dreamt of being a real journalist, without all the drama and excessive smoking.

Okay, without all the smoking.

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