Jan. 25, 2024, 9 p.m.

Child Declares “No Point In Drinking Water” In Winter

The Daily Kina

“I’ll just be dry again after,” she claims raspily

Why even chug water out of these gigantic Stanley cups like we’re water billionaires when the winter air is just gonna suck it all out of us and leave us as wrinkly dusty hunks of skin after ten minutes? The ruse is exhausting.

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