April 15, 2021, 8:06 p.m.

Child Concocts Elaborate Pool Strategy

Many are invited, adults can have beer

The Daily Kina

It’s too detailed to explain, but nearly everybody Kina knows is invited to the pool someday this summer, where the adults will have beer and the children will have juice. Nobody will have soggy water. Only big girls are allowed to swim, so don’t bother with the swim trunks, unless you’re a princess or a kid.

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