An entire week of birthday posts that we missed. • Buttondown

I lost track of time. Here’s the posts that catch you up to her birthday. Enjoy!

Child Introduces Parents To Elementary Color Theory

She instructs her students in principles of primary and secondary colors and, in taking questions, discovers the idea of tertiary colors

“Since It’s a Weekend, a Kid Will Plan the Morning”

Parents at edge of seat as they wait to find out which kid is planning

“Everybody’s Complimenting Me Today”

Williamsburg takes notice of its most notable nearly-eight-year-old

“I Wanna Do It By Myself So That When I’m Older I Will Know What To Do”

Nearly eight years old, child volunteers to take out the trash

”I Don’t Know If This Is True, but All Bread Is Originally From Denmark”

Kid gives a little too much baking credit to Scandinavia

Sorry for the delay. It is her birthday week.

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