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Kid Scares Family, Self With Series of Spooky Stories

Miniature storyteller surprisingly skilled at being creepy

I mean, it literally gave me nightmares.

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September 23, 2024
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“I Have Your Blood In My Blood”

Kid explains the wackiness she shares with Daddy as rudimentary blood curse

My blood child wants you to know that she painted all the clothes in this piece herself—and she did quite a good job, if I do say so. I’m particularly fond of my tie-dye t-shirt at top right, which she achieved through my sophisticated “accidentally paint too much and blot off” technique. Like father, like daughter.

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September 23, 2024
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Kid’s Rapidly-Expanding Skeleton Prompts Demands for Frequent Leg-Jiggles

Daddy serves up nightly leg stretches for growing publisher

How can this child get any longer??

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September 22, 2024
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Child Introduces New Kina-Daddy Handshake

Featuring cat eats and cat paws, it debuts at school fence at morning drop-off

I just want you all to admire my yellow shirt and red rose pin that caught the eye of a fellow school parent all the way in the East Village on the night of our first handshake while Laurea and I were on a date.

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#1510
September 22, 2024
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Graphic Novel Fan Blows Through Reading Goals

All other entertainment abandoned in favor of Witches of Brooklyn

As a lifelong reader, this sudden transition makes me particularly proud, even if it sometimes delays her bath.

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September 20, 2024
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Kid Braves Unprecedented One-Two Punch Vaccine

Matches towards seasonal immunity to both flu and covid with sore arm

Nurses have some pretty gnarly techniques these days. Respect.

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#1508
September 19, 2024
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Math Protégé Foresees Impending Division

Fear of new operator distracts her from secret division work she’s doing

THREE EQUAL GROUPS OF FIVE IS DIVISION.

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September 17, 2024
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Growing Kid Sleeps In

child’s ever-expanding body demands slumber; parents rejoice

It took eight years, but we are finally waking up earlier than Kina.

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September 17, 2024
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Baby’s First Doc Martens

Child formally graduates from kiddie shoes, rocks the Docs with white leggings

We are all so proud.

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September 16, 2024
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Child Gives Master Class In Raining On Parades

“Just pretend you’re not interested and say something better”

Kina has been to many mountains more amazing than your own.

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#1504
September 13, 2024
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Kid Sneaks Away From Class, Pays a Visit to Mr. Ortiz

Publisher prevaricates about bathroom break, hits up old friend

There is apparently a rich tradition among third graders of saying you’re going to the bathroom and sneaking down to see Mr. Ortiz instead.

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#1503
September 12, 2024
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Separation Anxiety Kicks In As Kid Realizes She’s Home

Cries on Daddy’s shoulder because Mommy can’t take her to school

It’s a pretty shocking thing, I imagine, returning from two weeks in the Philippines with your mother and dropping directly into the third day of school. Kina was fine on Monday, but I think she woke up on Tuesday realizing that she was going to be spending a lot less time with Mommy. This all led to a bit of a morning breakdown; we told her that I’d be taking her to school, and things got clingy. I eventually got her out the door, but she needed a little cry to come to terms with the many realities of September.

I was glad to be there for her, even if I’m not Mommy. I have my own signature moves, and they come in handy.

dad

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September 11, 2024
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"It's Not Like I'm Going To Boarding School!"

Parents gnash teeth as publisher enters third grade

Okay, now that we’re mostly back on track…

This is the fourth first-day-of-school post in the history of the Daily Kina—technically the third day of school for New York City, but her first, since she was at the time tossing out flowers at a wedding halfway around the world. Kina came back from the Philippines about 7% more responsible than the day she left, and you could see that responsibility and independence with brilliant clarity as we took her to school yesterday. She waltzed into the gate without much of a fuss, barely looking back at us as she marched towards another year of education. The fact that this morning was more of an event for us than for her feels like a turning point for this publication.

I’m not ready to consider what that turning means.

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#1501
September 11, 2024
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Whoops Daddy Ran a Conference Edition

Oh no! I am so far behind! Gonna give you a huge anthology post to catch up. tl;dr: When the post begins, it’s over a week ago, and Kina and her mother have returned to Manila from the islands. By the end, she’s a third-grader.

Sep 2: Publisher Thanks Mommy for Planning Trip, Declares It “Best Two Weeks of My Life”

In a summer full of best vacations ever, this one takes the cake

At this point, Kina’s barely halfway and already it’s the best two weeks of her life.

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September 10, 2024
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Publisher, En Route to Manila With Asia Bureau Chief, Spends One Last Poolside Moment w/ Canadian Friend Joy

Kina makes a habit of meeting little Canadian friends at remote Filipino resorts

Joy is nine. She lives in Canada. Kina wanted nothing more than to see her before she left today.

The bureau is back in Manila.

dad

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#1499
September 1, 2024
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Brave Publisher Leaps From Banka, Snorkels In the Lagoons Off Palawan

Child charms shipmates on tour of local waters, sees many fish

Second time snorkeling’s a charm, apparently. Maybe it’s the mist.

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#1498
August 31, 2024
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Asia Bureau Moves To Palawan for Beach Beat

Publisher encounters massive butterflies and treads water for 142 seconds

New island unlocked.

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#1497
August 31, 2024
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“I Think I’m Full, but I Don’t Want To Be Full”

Publisher savors one final chicken soup at the Shang buffet

Our esteemed publisher is having an amazing time at her hotel in Manila, but she is on her way to an island. Departures are bittersweet, and soups are savory. Kina strives to prolong them both.

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#1496
August 30, 2024
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Kina Enters Into Standoff With Cousin Luca Over Magnatiles; They Negotiate Truce and Alliance

Publisher destroys her tower in bold display of nihilistic joy, enlisting a new friend in spinning, manga, running, and goofin’ off

Sometimes the best cousin friendships are born of sacrifice.

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#1495
August 29, 2024
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Flower Girl Flits Off to Marikina for Dress Fitting

Longtime princess gown aficionado is put on literal pedestal—thrilling!

I wish I could have been there for this one! This was clearly a dream for her. The queen approaches!

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#1494
August 28, 2024
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Jet Lag Tragedy—Kina Up At 2:30; Mommy Bats Her Off

They Facetime a surprised Daddy and then try to go back to sleep

Kina heroically tried to fall asleep again after our call, lasting just one minute before springing up again. Second night is always the hardest.

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#1493
August 26, 2024
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“Double-Check Before You Believe a Handsome Face”

Publisher counsels visiting family of the fragility of trust over fancy dim sum

The difficult thing about writing these with no surrounding context is that I’m not sure which handsome face from that lunch we are meant to distrust.

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#1492
August 26, 2024
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Publisher Lands in Manila, Immediately Builds Fort

Newsroom secured ahead of hectic Philippine news cycle

Given the presence of at least one (1) blanket, there is no space in which Kina will not attempt to build a fort.

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#1491
August 25, 2024
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Daddy Heads Up Newsroom as Publisher and Asia Bureau Chief Cover Family Wedding

Philippines correspondent Laurea de Ocampo promises to file daily

As the day approached for Kina and her mother to leave on a two-week trip to the Philippines, it dawned on me that I have never been apart from Kina for this long, for as long as she’s been alive. It then occurred to me that I have not been apart from Laurea for this long, for probably as long as we have been married. I have spent a lot of time with these people; it is strange to be alone.

Usually, when I take a trip away from Kina, whoever is left behind with her edits and produces The Daily Kina while I am gone. There have been outstanding stretches of this publication for which I can take no credit at all; Kina’s grandparents and Laurea have all carried the sacred pens a few times in the last five years. This is the first time that I’m doing TDK myself while I’m apart from Kina.

We’re ready for this; Laurea has shared with me a note from her phone with pictures and quotes and situations that I can draw on (no pun intended) for each of the next fourteen editions. There’s no shortage of material, and Laurea gets to enjoy the same little chuckles I do while writing things down for the next day’s edition. That makes me happy, just knowing that she can hear Kina’s strange muttering as she goes through her day. It’s a great gift.

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#1490
August 25, 2024
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Child Packs Essentials for 2-Week Trip to Philippines

Professional flower girl returns to ancestral homeland w/stuffies

Apologies as I catch up a bit here. Two thirds of our family has a whole international trip going on.

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#1489
August 24, 2024
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“What Flavor Is a Chocolate Chip Cookie Without the Chips?”

Zen master puts Daddy into existential cookie tailspin

Why have plain brown sugar cookies never taken off?

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#1488
August 22, 2024
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“Cute Face Always Gets Me”

Daddy makes doe eyes at Kina, gets a converted snuggle

You can’t stop the cute face.

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#1487
August 21, 2024
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Aspiring Driver Completes 3-Point Turn at Favorite Mall-Based Kids’ Moto Course

Daddy, himself an avid 3-point turner, looks on with pride

Being proud of my daughter banging her plastic motorcycle into reverse and pulling it around to the right is probably the most stereotypical dad feeling I have ever had.

dad

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#1486
August 20, 2024
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“Sides Aren't a Thing for Me,” Claims Local Neutral Party

“I’m not on any of your sides,” sez kid as parents attempt to recruit her to their causes.

Why do you even have a kid, if you can’t use them as a tiebreaker in a minor debate?

dad

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#1485
August 19, 2024
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Naturalist Returns From Trip to Botanical Garden With Sachet of “Energy Tea”

Kina visits the Bronx gardens with Hannah and her family

It’s been fun this summer to see Kina spending time with the extended family of Hannah, her nanny and (basically) third parent. This trip to the Bronx Botanical Gardens with Hannah’s aunt and little cousin was the culmination of a week of adventures, and after all the activity, I think everybody welcomed a cup of energy tea.

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#1484
August 19, 2024
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“All of My Stuffies Are ‘Her’”

Child declares that her stuffed animal collection is matriarchal

I didn’t think much about the gender of Kina’s stuffie collection until last night, when I found out that they were all female—a fact that didn’t seem controversial when it finally emerged. I was more curious about the fact that one (and only one) of her crystals was non-binary, but I can get used to that.

dad

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#1483
August 17, 2024
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“You're Cute in a Way and Gross in a Way”

Kina captures Daddy’s essential vibe dichotomy perfectly

At least I’m cute in a way.

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#1482
August 16, 2024
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“If You Change Your Name, You Have to Tell Your Whole Family and Friends (Even If They Have Moved) + That Could Take a Whole Month or 2 Months”

Child makes case for keeping her name and not getting stressed out

Two whole months of telling somebody your new name actually sounds fun to me.

dad

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#1481
August 16, 2024
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“Why Is Everybody So Obsessed With You?”

Child asks why work people have Daddy looking at good phone at night

I don’t know, Kina. I wish it was because I was popular. It’s probably because something is wrong. I’m working on it.

dad

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#1480
August 14, 2024
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Children Entertain Selves As Parents Nap ‘n’ Chat At Beach

A sense of relief and revelation falls over the crowd on best beach of year

Let me tell you—when the kids become fully autonomous and self-entertaining, beach with other families is great.

dad

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#1479
August 12, 2024
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Bike-Loving Family Makes Good Use of Manhattan's Car-Free Summer Streets

After initial bout of entry chaos, they traverse Park Avenue repeatedly while running errands; Mommy + Daddy’s butts pay the price as Kina simply chills

It’s pretty amazing that we’ve never visited Park Avenue during the Summer Streets weekends. If you are a New Yorker and ride a bike, there’s something pretty magical about being able to ride around the Met Life building and stare Cornelius Vanderbilt right in the mug. We must have ridden nearly twenty miles just going back and forth this weekend—it’s fantastic.

dad

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August 12, 2024
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“It Must Be Very Loud In Government—Lotsa Yelling”

Political theorist has her finger on the pulse of Washington

This is the correct analysis.

dad

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#1477
August 11, 2024
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Local Spy Adds To Cozy Lair

House rapidly running out of painters tape and magnifying glasses

It’s a really brightly-colored lair for a spy, in my opinion, but I digress.

dad

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#1476
August 9, 2024
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“I Have a Question, but It Can Also Be a Comment”

Child draws on deep conference-talk Q+A mansplaining energy

It is always actually a comment.

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#1475
August 9, 2024
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Rising 3rd Grader Announces Selection of New Backpack

Pundits rave about cute Hello-Kitty-Themed knapsack with practical strap

This is a ticket you can believe in.

dad

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#1474
August 8, 2024
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“I Always Wonder What’s So Funny To Adults”

Adult humor a tedious mystery to neighborhood wack-a-doodle

I remember feeling this way when I was Kina’s age, and whenever I stumbled on something that made the adults laugh, I’d try to figure out why by just doing the same thing over and over until they stopped laughing. Now Kina does the same thing, and I honestly can’t explain why I think anything is funny, and I wish I could remember what was so funny about being a kid. dad

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#1473
August 6, 2024
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Kid Dreams of Second Sunday

After surreal weekend in Philly, Kina’s subconscious wants just one more day

It was a great trip, this last weekend. But wouldn’t it be nice to have a day at Coney Island? That’s what Kina’s brain asked overnight. It sounded like a great extra Sunday.

dad

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#1472
August 6, 2024
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“Sorry, I’m Just Obsessing Over Philadelphia”

Child waxes rhapsodic about City of Brotherly Love during first visit in three years

The last time Kina was in Philly, she was four years old. She didn’t know about the tacos and the stuffies and the sleepovers. We will have to go back again sometime before three years from now, if only so she can make good on the three hours of extra sleepover she didn’t get.


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August 5, 2024
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Kid Believes That She Would Make a Great Spy

but first she needs to know if spies are still a thing

The key to keeping secrets is to force yourself to forget you have any, apparently.

dad

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#1470
August 4, 2024
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“What If Taylor Swift Was the Famous Mushroom Lady?”

Or readers are encouraged to figure out this question’s hidden meaning

To be honest, I was there when she asked it, and it still barely makes sense.

dad

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#1469
August 3, 2024
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“It’s Like We’re Eating a Meal in London!”

Daddy brings home chicken and beef tongue pies from visiting chefs of St. john in London; Kina busts out fancy china plate (also London)

I didn’t hang this one up in the kitchen because I didn’t want Kina to know that the beef in the pie was tongue. Packs a punch! dad

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#1468
August 3, 2024
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“You Annoy Me Sometimes But I Still Love You”

Daddy is cautioned that this does not give him free rein to annoy

I write to you this rainy evening, annoying but lovable.

dad

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#1467
August 2, 2024
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Kid Suffers Emotional Collapse After Being Denied Immediate Pizza Gummy

Coming off extended vacation, Daddy theorizes tantrum not about candy

No gummy is worth an hour long tantrum, unless the gummy is a sense of grief about the end of family vacation.

dad

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#1466
August 1, 2024
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Hot Weather Breaks for Kid’s NYC Reentry Day

Family rides bikes through city to reacclimate to asphalt

The city’s not so bad.

dad

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#1465
August 1, 2024
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Kid Body Surfs All the Way To the End of Maine Vacation

is carried from the icy deep to the sandy shores by progressively smaller waves

The end of a trip, three days later. Still sand in her shoes.
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#1464
July 31, 2024
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