Okay, I’m way behind. Let’s get back to the personal experiences.

dad

And then you have to pack a backpack and say you’re doing something else. I swear it makes sense when she teaches it.

dad

Laurea is doing an amazing job at helping this little girl understand what it means to be in her body—and how to come prepared.

dad

I’m still going to worry, just more quietly.

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I am a white cheddar guy, but I also don’t believe the yellow tastes different. Fight me.

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Accept no substitute.

dad

Who puts a Chuckie doll in their window?

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It doesn’t get easier, you just get stronger. At math.

dad

p.s. I find myself playing catch-up again. Thank you for reading about last week.

I’m just not a stay-out-late guy. I’m sorry.

dad

I keep telling her this is a good problem to have.

dad

I only just now realized that the headline should have read “ON Long Island”. Big Bozo.

dad

Reader, the children were so proud to have collected the trash that they forgot to figure out what to do with the recently-emptied cooler full of cans afterwards.

dad

Eight is turning out to be an emotional year for the big girl.

dad

I really had to hustle to introduce her to A.G. Publishers gotta hang out.

dad

The headphones come in handy for independent smoothie production.

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I mean, it was a nice vacation. We should be able to enjoy the afterglow.

dad

I wish I could actually show you the absurdly confusing shirt Kina was talking about. It really is great.

dad

I was particularly proud of “An egg is like a CHICKEN BUBBLE—go find this one or you’re in _______”

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Kina looks out over London on our last morning. What a trip.

dad

Have you ever heard a fox’s natural night call? Go find one on Youtube and imagine what Londoners live with. I’ll take the rats.

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