The feeling you get when your heart leaps out of your chest and walks down the block—stay safe.

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My favorite part was the twenty laps of the rink where she kept screaming SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIUS!!! That, and just watching her figure this out and love it.

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Her third supportive argument was “packed schedules are stressful!”

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The sign of a fantastic kitchen is a visible broom and rolls of receipt paper.

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I don’t know that I would have observed that Cobble Hill was “suburban” on my own, but Kina’s logic is sound. My fifty-year-old brain.

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At this point, I am mostly nerve endings attached to a weary sigh.

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If you know the smell of a Levain storefront, you know what thick smells like.

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I think mostly here I wanted to draw a garbage truck. She did get that thumbs up, tho. Thank your neighborhood sanitation workers!

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She just wants correct information about how dogs smile.

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she doesn’t always follow directions but she comes by that honestly.

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Nearly there.

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“Even if only one piece is left, they need to eat it before they get new candy.”

This is also how I feel about billionaires.

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Big night for New York. Big night for us.

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The marathon is New York at its most generous, and Kina was feeling the vibes.

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We eat at 5:30 most weekend nights, but try getting a table for three anywhere in Williamsburg on a Saturday night at 7. Nice fort, tho.

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I ate too many Twix last night. The drinks didn’t help, but the company did.

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No, it’s not particularly okay, but I can deal. I think.

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give me number nine / and if you disconnect me / i’ll kick you in the / behind the ‘frigerator…

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TREMBLE BEFORE THEIR FISTS, LEST THEY ROAST YOU

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I will allow this ONLY because I believe that the thing that saves us all is more social interactments (though you all don’t need to get dressed in our bedroom)

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