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The Squirrel Fan Is Concerned
“What are the squirrels gonna do with all this smoke? Stay in the trees and hibernate?”
Field Day Cancelled Due To Giant Cloud of Smoke
“This is the worst day of my entire life,” sez kid
Parents Taught How To Roll One’s Eyes
Conveying exasperation is a subtle craft
“I’m Really Dirty, but That Doesn’t Matter Cuz I Had So Much Fun”
Kid has big day out with Mister Bossiness
Momminsons, Mr Bossiness, and Princess Snugglemachine
Publisher issues long-awaited summer nicknames
“Don’t Come to the Living Room! Don’t Even Look From Afar!”
Privacy a scarce commodity in child’s apartment
Two Days, Two Plays
Kid attends star-studded performance of Frozen in school auditorium, pacified several friends and Ms Hart
Kid Demands Several Micro Surprise Parties
Agrees to take bath if Mommy invites all the stuffies
May 2023
The Great Memorial Day Sandstorm of 2023
Plans for a leisurely jaunt to beach complicated by continuous 15-knot breeze off the water; families budgeted by airborne sand; kids shelter in tent…
Kid Gets Best Shoes of Her Entire Life
They light up, are “boots”, are good for shoe tying practice, have wings
Child Takes Impromptu Canoe Ride In Newtown Creek
[COOL DRAWING EXERCISE FOR READERS] Enjoys view of Manhattan from noted superfund site; Daddy spots poop and approaching barge as the crew gently rows
“Extra! Extra!”
Publisher’s first-grade classmates go to press; Sassafras News covers sports, food, and poop.
© 2023 David Yee
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